I've never done this. I'm not one of those tremendously witty people who can succinctly talk about nothing and make it fascinating... But I'll give this a go..
I'm a new mom, grappling with the loss of my fabulosity but loving my new identity. Pied piper of stray cats, commedienne, actress, currently exploring the fashion forwardness of baby spit up and a tiara. I can't wait to be very rich so I can have a butler to serve me coffee in bed first thing in the morning...and not to speak to me till I've had it.